College Life 101 - How to survive through your dormroom hunger!
First of all, we have me here, in my room. Yeah. Nice and neat (nurrr).
While this picture may look harmless at first.... Let me show you a detail or two.
First off, we have the contents under my bed, which I have boldly hidden in the first picture with well, my crotch. (HURR HURR H-- ehhh.) And yeah, I was yawning when Michael happened to take the picture. But that's beside the point.
You find lots of things under my bed here:
What you see here are 2 packs of Arrowhead water, peanuts, senbei crackers, a few packs of Pretz, strawberry gummies, Koala's March cookies, wasabi peas, Super Lemon, Ramune candy, Milk candy, and many other things deeper into the boxes you can't see. Each of the 2 boxes on the right are 12-pack boxes of instant noodles. The ones on top being chinese Beef Noodle Soup (Hong Sao Nio Rou Mien, biyaaaatch!) and the ones on the bottom being Miso Ramen. All in their individual bowls, ready to go and trouble free. Behind the boxes are ten 1.5 liter bottles of Pocari Sweat, as well as a Mango flavored and a Peach flavored bottle of Calpico water. (The sales clerk at Ranch 99 looked at me like I was fucking crazy when I showed up at the register with 12 bottles of 1.5liter drinks, haha...it was cool.)
Oh yeah, in order to prepare my mass of noodles (and also to super fob it up...), I brought along a few things.
That there is a fob-style water heater. And Oolong tea. And the Vietnamnese red rooster supersauce for those ass bland-ass Maruchan ass-noodles. And of course, we all need popcorn. That black surface these objects rest on is the fridge. The fridge that we constantly stuff with 12-packs of Barq's Rootbeer and all the materials we need to make some bitchin' sammiches (Sourdough, swiss, american, lettuce, turkey, and bologne). There's even Ranch sauce, if you feel like eating a really messy, but really good sandwich. The most recent addition would be the superhot Lee Kum Kee Chili Garlic Sauce.
Oh yeah, and to top things off...
HI-CHEW! A WHOLE BOX! Granted it's only Strawberry flavor and nothing else (zomg mysteryflavor 4 lyfe ;O;!), I _AM_ in college. Any hi-chuu is better than none.
Oh yeah, and make good friends with those in military programs. They protect you from residential terrorists (c'mon, it was Halloween).
Oh, and always lock your door while sleeping. Or else bad things happen. Here's one example (I was the cameraman, haha). Oh yeah, and this video is only the 3rd one in a series of many. If you're interested in seeing the rest, aim me at ooguei38 or msn me at sidemouse@hotmail.com and ask for 'em, heh.
http://www.uploadtemple.com/view.php/1130840051.avi
Cheers! | 
